What if I'm right?

Take me off on a journey and be there till the end

It won't be an uphill struggle, on you I can depend

You'll promise me a dream home with roses round the door

You'll cover me in diamonds, there's nothing I want more

You'll be strong and you'll turn me on

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be true and be faithful too

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right??!

Cause if the rain starts falling, you'll protect me with your coat

You'll always tape the football and let me watch my shows

You'll always be this handsome and your weight will never gain

And when I give birth to your children, I will feel no pain

You'll bring me flowers and you'll bring me showers

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right??!

We'll always keep the magic, the tender love and care

And when you need to change the light bulb you won't hand me the chair

And when we're tired of the city and we find a country home

You'll sell your vinyl records and go get us a loan

You'll be my sympathetic lover and you won't steal the covers

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You won't forsake me, your mother won't hate me

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be strong and you'll turn me on

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be true and be faithful too

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right??!

[Sandi Thom]